Get creative. Tell them that their father left their mom for you and now he's your daddy instead of theirs.
Call of Daddy
You stepped in it, so step up and get that little bastard into a positive K/DR.
Catching grenades with your face isn't going to make your dad come home, Billy. He's just growing more disappointed and doesn't even know why at this point.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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