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[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Not even death could corner him dorner

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 months ago

Chris Dorner buys 100s of personal firearms leading up to his rampage. Immediately before he becomes legend, he just goes around tossing guns in bushes and trashcans all over LA knowing that after he dies or is captured (there was never a real chance they'd take him alive even he knew that) those guns will find their way to being used for all kinds of stuff forcing the media to periodically bring him up again and address why he is a relevant media figure.

Is this true? I dunno. Many people are saying it, folks

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unless I am misremembering he actually did leave shit laying around all over LA. I don't think he had that in mind, more they were for him to use over the course of his rampage. I remember there being CCTV footage back then of him throwing a bag of kit and guns into a dumpster

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago

I'm actively resisting seeing him as the closest to a real life The Punisher that perhaps we'll ever have.

Disillusioned ex-military, ex-cop, jacked, intelligent and able to plan an extended one-man war against police. Of course we know the outcome (or do we? X files music), but in real life Frank Castle would end the same way.

But yeah I think you're right. I also remember something like that, although there has been a lot of mythologizing of Dorner and what he did after his (potential) death.

Perhaps I'm also doing that. Oh well, it's kinda fun and funny. It definitely upsets the worst hogs, so, fuck it.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

no more half measures waltuh waltuh

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Perhaps not, but you can Dorner the corner

dorner border-top dorner
border-left mystery-emote border-right
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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Nobody puts Dorner in the corner

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Much like the Black Blade of Doom, his spirit lives on in the gun

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Dorner the headless Thompson gunner

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

His gun is like a Lantern Corps ring. It found another.

[-] Paulie@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

It’s like the ending scene in Dark knight rises when Lucious finds out Batman didn’t die

Investigator 🐖: i should just leave this in evidence

Investigator 🐷: but there’s a serial number right here, AO8560317

Investigator 🐖: what’s the ID registered with that number?

Investigator 🐷: Chris Dorner?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I hit the gym today and Chris Dorner is resurrected.
My calves take life away, my arms bring it back

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

The thing about legends is that legends....

Never die.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe there ought to be an investigation if the LAPD runs guns to gangs across the border.

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This pdf has his manifesto with footnotes that explain everything and a lot of good research into the stuff that led up to it.

It's a good read, it changed my opinion of Dorner. I still fully approve of his later actions, but his motivations were basically all personal.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

absolutely uncornerable.

[-] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

was this an ornamental gun? did he know it was charged with the cursed energy of Dorner's ghost? how did the police not have the gun in their possession?

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Proof that Juche necromancy works, folks!

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

The Ghost Dog Samurai

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

You heard it here folks, juche necromancy revived him. Who's next? Place your bets

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Lol passive voice reaching heights never before imagined over at CBS

The DOJ is trying to determine how the handgun ended up in the possession of Dorner's gun.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

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