In a fantasy setting, would you marry a zombie? (lemmus.org)

submitted 3 months ago by VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Example of a wedded man-zombie OC couple:

Links:

https://kylejudd.wordpress.com/2024/07/20/apple-freeform-drawing-rob-and-maria/

https://kylejudd.wordpress.com/2023/12/07/double-artwork-rob-gets-married/

https://kylejudd.wordpress.com/2023/11/24/rob-nul-living-dead-phenomenon/

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[-] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

Dude they're falling apart and shit

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 months ago

But there is nothing like a cool body on a warm night.

[-] unn@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

OP is into some necro fetish

[-] szynaptic@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

OP either needs more or less Jesus in their life

[-] someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Some people say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.

[-] Cursed@lemmus.org 8 points 3 months ago

What in the fresh chicken fried fuck is this question

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Dry ass pussy son.

But love is love I guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

but.. it says until death do we part.

is that amended?

and then to the other guys question, how functioning are we taking here? English speaking or just bbbrrraaaaiiiinnnssss

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

How do they smell? How's their mental functioning?

[-] Waveform@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This post is a good place to remind everyone who likes zombie flicks to watch Fido (2006).

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Going to the chapel and we're gonna get buried!

No. No, would not marry anyone dead WTF? Don't zombies in popular culture want to eat the living, and a bite turns you?

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Are you out of your cotton-picking mind? No.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The author of this post is confirmed to be Tina belcher. She just doing research for her next friend fic

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Tina?

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024

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