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Mom can we have linux? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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Me: mom can we have linux?

Mom: no, we have linux at home.

at home: Linex Forte

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago

Fortnite Linux confirmed.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

At home:

Neelix light

[-] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Random croatian/balkaner found.

[-] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

that's czech

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 7 points 2 months ago

What in the whole dam world is linex forte stabilni slozeni 2?

[-] chevy9294@monero.town 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thats a medication when you cant poop. Or maybe when you poop liquid. Idk really, I dont take it when my parents say I should.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

It helps you get rid of shit. Just like Linux.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Yea, anti-bloat

[-] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

LINEX Forte stable composition cps.28

Linex Forte is a food supplement that contains prebiotics - inulin, oligosaccharides and probiotics - bacteria Lactobacillus acidophilus (LA-5) and Bifidobacterium animalis lactis (BB-12). Each capsule thus contains a balanced combination of prebiotics and probiotics.

Food supplement Linex® Forte combines probiotics and prebiotics to support the balance of the intestinal microbiome . Stabilizes bowel activity during and after antibiotic treatment . Contains at least 2 billion friendly bacteria in each capsule in a balanced ratio .

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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If I take this supplement will I finally be smart enough to use Arch?

[-] chevy9294@monero.town 2 points 2 months ago

It will defenetly help you erase the disk.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like more people have Linux at home than not, anymore. Whether they know it or not.

[-] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

linyos torovoltos

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Pretty good newsreader though

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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