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submitted 2 years ago by Rooki@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] Rooki@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)

[-] Bingohas@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[-] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[-] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Sooo, about that..

https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 9 points 2 years ago

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Best not to look too closely at koalas, either. :/

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 6 points 2 years ago

Come on !

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

At least we have the capybara!

https://tripsterpanda.com/culture-brazil/capybara-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-chillest-animal-on-earth/

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[-] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Soooo, about that...

https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad

[-] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.