Enjoying something on a hot day is decidedly unBritish, you scoundrel! Instead you should have been tentatively sipping a blisteringly hot cup of bad tea and complaining loudly and extensively all the while.

Bloody foreigners. Can't even be bothered learning our customs! Pshaw!

Pint of Stella. Then like 8 more.

So what is a British drink on hot days?

Cider

Iced sticky toffee pudding bovril anything else is colonial tat

Pimm's Cup

Funnily enough, hot tea is quite cooling. It's really popular in Botswana.

Anyhoo, a Magnum, please.

Can't go wrong with a cuppa tea and a spoonful of denial.

Nice hot cup of tea.

Ah the Gatekeeper has been found.

Now, we search for the Keymaster.

Please head to the nearest Pret A Manger for expatriation processing.

Anything other than hot tea with milk (and optional sugar) is deviant!

Milky, tea with bag left in, that's not been drunk in time and is now revoltingly tepid. Bonus points for 4 teaspoons of undissolved sugar at the bottom.

I've no idea. I don't drink hot drinks at all and people think I'm strange because of that. I had one person tell me they don't trust people who don't have hot drinks. I hope they were only joking.

The sweat off thier stiff upper lip.

I had an iced Americano yesterday, I'll join you in founding a new nation of enlightened coffee drinkers.

My entire family mocked me for drinking coldbrew last summer, I caught two of them buying some last week and they told me they never did it so remember it's only good when they know it's good

I'm gonna go with iced coffee and a good loud tut at the old boy who bothered you.