Very helpful, thanks. Now I'm curious as to why they are blocked?

I do know the law. You should try walking into a police station and saying, 'I murdered someone.I'm just talking shit, there is no corpse or murder, just saying this for shits and giggles.' then see what happens.

Seriously, maybe it's just me, I prefer a quiet life. I don't want the added stress of a corporation or lawyer threatening me, even if it is going to lead nowhere.

It seems strange to me how many these days openly discuss piracy, and what they are doing, how often, etc.... It's one thing to give vague instructions or point someone towards a website. But to actively say, 'I downloaded X, from Y. It worked great.' and/or 'I've downloaded loads from X, I have over a thousand X, and they all work.' it makes me cringe.

Possibly has to do with age. Piracy started for me by exchanging tapes of Dragon 32 games, and I guess recording the top 40 on a Sunday. You kept a low profile. I didn't think I would get caught. My father was friends with a policeman who was our main source for pirated VHS videos and many games. So I felt whilst it was illegal, nobody gets caught unless you put your head above the parapet. That's the point today, many seem to be a little too carefree. Helping each other out is great, and after all, piracy is about sharing. But do try and cover your tracks. Be sensible.

I thought it was 'ree-oh-yeh'?

I do wonder how long that sketch took to record, you can see Plain trying to not crack up.

When travelling, I have always used the language or pronunciation of the country I am in. No doubt, getting most of it wrong. Many times I have been met with the 'Oh, English?' and then the person starts to speak English rather than their native language.

The British way is to speak it in English, but slowly, emphasising every syllable, and loudly, so everyone can hear. 'Pie-ell-ah, yeah, under-stand, grassy arse.' Oh, some of us Brits are so awful when abroad. I cringe, and sometimes feel I need to apologise for them.

Now that would be a party trick. See those two wheels? They drive me nuts!

I tend to close one social media account when opening another elsewhere. So my huge fanbase can't follow me. Every place has a different avatar and bio, but all are pretty silly.

I revert to humour as well. This is why I was saying in some way it's representative of me. As comedy is a part of my life.

Great, now I got a boner.