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BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS) (www.bmwblog.com)
submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/technology@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23949437

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[-] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 months ago

Can't wait to torrent my car

[-] RangerJosie@sffa.community 12 points 3 months ago

Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

You joke, but I have no doubt this will be child's play for the egg heads on the racing scene.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

You wouldn't...

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 34 points 3 months ago

I can't wait until we see people flashing firmwares on BMWs. Although I wish people weren't giving them money in the first place

[-] golli@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

The issue is that I bet modifying the firmware will have consequences on insurance and liability in case of an accident. Regardless of whether or not one is at fault or not, and that it didn't have any effect

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 14 points 3 months ago

we can't track if you accelerate too quickly away from red lights anymore, so we will be unable to insure you.

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

The answer is they are. Its a BMW.

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago

BMW Re-Vanced

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 9 points 3 months ago

PipedMW

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

cant wait until we start seeing locked bootloaders and enforced chain of trust bullshit on cars.

under the excuse of safety and liability, of course. how CAN they ensure your safety if they don't spy on your every move amirite?

[-] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

If they do that will their blinkers work?

/s sorry that joke lives in my brain

[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 24 points 3 months ago

I'm starting to really hate this timeline. Might be time to pick another door.

[-] fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago

you guys can pick doors?

[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 15 points 3 months ago

I paid a subscription fee for the option

[-] RangerJosie@sffa.community 19 points 3 months ago

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you've circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

[-] Werbert@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Bavarian Motor Wankers

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

As someone who owned a 1993, a 2000, and a 2008 BMW in succession, I cannot believe anyone would buy the pieces of crap they have turned into.

I stopped buying them when they started piping in fake engine noise into the cabin and dropped all pretense that the cars would last beyond the lease period (I don’t buy new cars).

It looks like they have gotten much worse.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

🖕BMW

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