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Nice to see your mom got a job in government.
Ah yes, my official job title.
What were your qualifications? Did they offer training?
Three years at university to really hone my craft. The training was there when I started, but they were surprised to see I was already a pro.
🥵
How did you get a government contact?
I don't want to know the kaiju level job this machine has to do on december 1st
Good to see tax dollar being used for such a cause!
Its me fr fr
That's disgusting! Where?
2500 LTRS
Holy fuck thats a lot of cum
^(gimme :3)^
jordan peterson's nightmare realized
I lost all respect for a friend of mine after he went down the Jordan Peterson rabbit hole. How anyone can think that man is worth listening to is completely beyond me
he sounds deep if you're very very stupid
Robots taking my job 🥲
For the unaware: in Indian English cum is used as a replacement for and in some cases. Eg. You can have a super sucker cup jetting machine (also known as "apollo"; there is a great nl clip from 6 or so years ago.)
Here's a blog post I found on this https://www.consonant-aspirations.com/2012/09/x-cum-y-construction.html
Also, this explains why the Indian Arjun main battle tank has an ammo type called 120 mm Penetration Cum Blast
Don't let the Japanese know of this machine!
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