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[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 45 points 2 months ago

That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto's head cavity!

[-] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago

The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa'uld given what he looks like at the moment.

Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa'uld rule to be honest.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Maga, kree!

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Lol, that was an unexpected reference.

[-] sanpo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn't posted in some Stargate shitposting community!

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago
[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

His brain worms are more discerning.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

[-] emptyother@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago
[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient...

... but ... did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

[-] emptyother@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

[-] cevn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My thoughts exactly

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Usually parasitic worms are spread ass to mouth.

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

An intermediary or two

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago
[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I'm kinda surprised the democrats weren't able to offer him something in exchange for staying in

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml -5 points 2 months ago

>implying Democrats want to win

[-] chtk@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's dead jim. I'm not a magician!

[-] DannyMac@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it

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