He'll be promoted to eggman one day if he keeps up the goo goo g'joob.
Heey I got that it's the beatles thing.
Then he'll have to deal with sonic meddling in his plans.
The position is currently filled. The eggman = the walrus = Paul.
Sooner or later, he'll be eggmaster.
All hail the Eggmaster
Bravo
Ngl, I did some short order work here and there.
Cooking eggs is pretty fucking boss. You get in the zone, keep things moving, and you get a dopamine hit from nailing perfect eggs one after another. Flow state + satisfaction for such a low investment in learning curve is nice
Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.
Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.
This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.
When he is ready to hatch, he will become the egg man.
Koo-Koo, Katchoo.
I always hear about how good they are with anti stick and what not. I have never seen it work. I doubt they are as good and as little effort.
So much oil !
Those eggs are nearly getting deep fried
To the tune of the Flipper theme:
They call him eggboy, eggboy!
Master of frying!
No one you see
Can cook them as he
And we know
Eggboy!
Lives by a greasy oven
Frying and lovin
Lovin his eggggggggs!
Anon be working at a Turkish hotel
I found Eggboy's father!
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