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Betrayal of the highest order (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 215 points 3 months ago

I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Orderly horrible that you milked that old joke

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 123 points 3 months ago

More like, 'Betrayal of the highest udder.' ...I'll see myself out... of the barn.

[-] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 months ago

No, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

What a creamy smooth joke

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago

Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

What else have we been lied to about??

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

Strippers don't rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.

[-] tiny@midwest.social 29 points 3 months ago

Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

It's what?!

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?

[-] VulKendov@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

For the curious "blumineck" is the name of his channel

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 22 points 3 months ago

The cake

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it's cake and always has been.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago

Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The caketrix

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Who gets to lick the spoon

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Santa Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

[-] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

So he's some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

[-] Brekky@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

They're not???

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Some probably are.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

I want to believe

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

I mean, isn't tha what makes it so impressive?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

I just assumed it was frozen

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Real Americans deep fry butter cows.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Don't forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Are they still losing it after a year?

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Iowa dairy, amirite?!

[-] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Wisconsin I believe (or don't believe as the case may be).

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Give it to ‘em straight - like a Pear cider made from 100% pears.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

What is a butter cow?

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

See image above

[-] MyOtherInstanceIsDown@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I am assuming a giant sculpture of a cow that is made out of butter. Probably for a county fair.

[-] III@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Iowa State Fair, yes.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Cow, except butter

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