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[-] Jakra@aussie.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

The sunk cost fallacy of wizardry. Come on man, just one more incantation, just one more and you’ll be immortal! It’s always just one more incantation!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

A smart wizard would just say that they can grant immortality, but it doesn't last forever so they need to buy a new immortality potion every year.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

What do you do when the king dies?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

"potion must've wore off."

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Alberta: just one more oil boom - we promise not to piss this one away, lord

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

A wise king would know the wizard would just make off with the Elixir Vitae as soon as it was discovered.

Meanwhile we have autocrats telling their engineers to design them a computer intelligence that can manage an unstoppable army of swarming killer drones.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

We love casting spells with the kingdoms money!

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

let's try with a bit more mercury and arsenic this time

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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