It means they will buy whatever security product the supplier who gives them the best night out recommends. Have it deployed on everything with the most basic configuration by someone who's never used it before and then call it a day.

Bonus points if it causes WAN and internet circuit problems because it's shitting out logs or constantly downloading updates to 1000+ endpoints.

"Security" as in securing just enough of a budget to pass our audits.

The secret is cyber insurance. Your rates go down when you have effective controls.

Anybody work for boeing?

Me saying words doesn't mean I actually mean them.

-every CEO in the history of the world

No budget, only security.

Working on 2025 budget. Travel? No. Headcount? No. Career path and progression for the larger team? Take a guess. Yeah.

Just ask the padawans they are basically unpaid interns...

...actually, nevermind on those we got other plans

Quality falls under this meme, too. My job is quality, so why do they have me doing this completely unrelated job that takes up half my time?

This is outrageous and unfair.

How can you say security is your top priority without allocating the budget for it?

This is very unnatural and an unusual state of affairs