Water freezes from the bottom up instead of top down.

Corporations are not people.

Oxygen now stably bonds with three hydrogen atoms, not two. The new formula for water is H3O.

Good luck with any kind of life form that we would recognize as being alive evolving.

Religion is not "invented", does not exist

There is a normal integer between 4 and 5 but sapient beings are completely incapable of percieving it.

Humans are peacefully with each other and only wage war against aliens or animals threatening to kill them.

All physical constants are exact powers of ten; everything should be neat and organised.

I'd eliminate the Joestar bloodline.

Around the time the pyramid of Giza is built, actual Aliens build a slightly smaller pyramid in modern day Tunisia. No one cares and all conspiracies still center on the ancient egyptian ones.

Make entropy decrease as time goes on,

Have fun!

planck length = 0

Honestly, i may be the most hardcore atheist, but it would be sweet if there was a God. You could know good and evil for sure, everyone gets what they deserve even if it's only in the afterlife, everything has a purpose...

I think it is objectively true that nature is chaos, we emerge from nature, and everything we believe in (currency, nations, laws, good and evil) are just social convention; all of that is the truth, and adapting to the truth helps me live a better life and make better decisions. But it's hard. It takes mental effort to accept that you're not the center of the universe and it's a disappointing thing to learn. I'm tired and i want someone to hand me meaning and purpose on a silver platter.

God is real, but dead

No gravity, sorry not sorry.

"Let's see what scientists say about time if I remove entropy from the equation."

Also: Big Elden Ring vibes. This is basically what Marika does; alters reality and takes death out of it because she got access to the source code of the universe.

• Platinum is now as plentiful as nickel. I'll let astrophysicists figure out the side effects
• 2cm of solid wood completely blocks any sort of radiation.
• Complete eradication of STDs

Everyone has 50% more empathy, with a minimum equal to the previous median amount.

People can't hurt each other.

What about going after the law of conservation of energy?😈

What if energy can be created, destroyed and conserved now? :)

You both have to solve a new (to you) calculus problem to make a baby.

Our solar system would have a greatly reduced speed of light so as to avoid being attacked by other sentient life.

Karma is real.

No life can exist.

The theme of the whole story of the universe changes with my mood. God is real, I'm him, so is magic and karma. Some days it's hentai.