Making the speed of light ~~infinite~~ one hundred times larger and the speed of sound the current speed of light. ~~No more blue/redshifting!~~ Faster communication!

Any and all personal gain becomes mutual gain.

• If you don't intend to cheat anyone, the party you're interacting with gains in a similar "amount" as you
• If you achieve personal gain at the cost of someone else, their net gain will be even greater than yours
• In case there's no direct party you're interacting with while gaining (such as you running a red light when no one's around to be inconvenienced), society as a whole gains

No humans, just dinosaurs

Karma is real.

The theme of the whole story of the universe changes with my mood. God is real, I'm him, so is magic and karma. Some days it's hentai.

I will rmov thy lttr

No more Pauli exclusion principle. I'm not smart enough to describe what that world would look like... which is exactly why I would do it.

The sky is teal, rather than blue.

NO FUCKING AGRICULTURE

It would solve a ton of our issues .

No suffering, no dis-pleasurable state, no undesirable reality exists. Everything that is, is deemed good by all beings that can judge it (if any). This has, as a consequence, no moral dilemmas, no conflict of wills and interests, no tragedies, etc.

Set the electron g factor to exactly 2

New rule is that everyone has to be nice to me.

I will hard reset the universe. The new rule is that any sapient lifeform has the power to reset the universe.

Welcome to the crabbiest of crab bucket universes.

All shows from our current universe that " ended too soon" instead go 1+ season too long, all long running series end with fans craving more.