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"Freedom Gas"
The US way of pretending to be the good guys: Put freedom on everything. Freedom Gas, Freedom Fries, Freedom Toast, Liberty Cabbage. I will now pretend that the letter F in F-16 stands also for Freedom. I am waiting for Freedom Tanks, Freedom Missiles, Freedom Warships and Freedom Nuclear Annihilation. Freedom World War, Freedom Genocide, Freedom Fascism.
Fascist parties have by the way the weird tendency to put Freedom in their name or something with liberal:
- Alliance for Peace and Freedom
- Liberal Democratic Party of Belarus
- Free German Workers' Party
- Party for Freedom (Dutch)
- Freedom Party of Austria
- Liberal Democratic Party of Russia
- American Freedom Party
Soooo much freedom that I don't even know what freedom actually is anymore