Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"
The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.
I like the way you think (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
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Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.
Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.
A domain parking page?
Edit: found the real page, it is:
https://getcalicocutpants.com/
Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.
You hit me in the cup
Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can't tell him.
It might have been his kink.
Femanon should have went with "I'm a squirter and I get aroused really easily"
Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!
Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.
Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.
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