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[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

Halloween, in January?

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

The savings are bottomless.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

The sale is endless.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Ah, I didn't enjoy that fall. I think I'll go for the premium fall next time.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Next time: Ball-Mart

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

perfect joke, no notes

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago

Well, I certainly wouldn't pay money for that! ...Is it on-sale?

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

So, what's the business model here exactly? We've got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

[-] cavveman@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago

Didn't you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.

[-] we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

The soda machine is still $1. This both supports the operation and lures the unaware.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

then Walmart has no doors

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You're thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

A walton butthole.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

how do they put the carts back

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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