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Terrulerism (sh.itjust.works)

ID: a person on the phone looking serious, a text bubble beneath says: "I have hidden a single raisin in every single chocolate chip cookie and muffin in the united states. here's my list of demands"

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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 54 points 1 week ago

They've already done it, so what weight do their demands hold? Are they going to go remove all of the raisins if their demands are met?

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

There is no logic behind such heinous acts.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

the rest of the chocolate chips are sleeper raisins. one click of a button and it’s an oatmeal raisin world.

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 8 points 1 week ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

don’t you dare

[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

oh hell yeah

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

They are gonna do it again

[-] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago
[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

The monster with 21 faces be like

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Funnily enough, this would make the cookies deadlier to dogs, as raisins are usually more toxic than lighter chocolate.

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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