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[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Boys have inherent value, not just instrumental value. Cute post.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Hey speak for yourself!

[-] tastysnacks@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

So will they just stand around displaying their inherit value, or providing instrumental value equal to that of a delicious milkshake?

[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You would have to pay me, and even then...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or, you know, it's a reference to a song by Kelis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

Edit: That led me to this instrumental mix of the song, which would be a pretty awesome dance track on its own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJGP1yzTBmM

[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

I was focused on the information the referencer added. The song makes no mention of labor or idiots. The tweeting author's message is that there is a distinct value difference in laborers and idiots. Please excuse me, I took it too personally, because I am not only a laborer and an idiot, but I am also boy who is predisposed to an attraction to yards containing milkshakes. ๐Ÿฅค

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

boys implementing the superior solution of not mowing the lawn because f**k lawns.

deserving a milkshake for their ecological actions

good boys ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

But of course not dairy milk because they are trying to do positive ecological actions.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago

"Hello, police? There's a group of boys fucking my lawn. Send help."

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

It's about 20% working, 80% idiots, but the idiots are crucial to productivity

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Got a bad run this time - all idiots. Gotta reroll I guess. Go get the blender back out.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, just give it a bit! Individuals switch states back & forth, it's the "construction site principle"

[-] kabynbojski@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Whatever you do, don't give them straws.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Warm it up

The boys are waiting

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Who drinks warm milkshakes?

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Hot chocolate is just a warm chocolate milkshake.

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

The yard in question:

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Meh. What flavor is the milkshake? Will having the milkshake even make life better for anyone?

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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