I'd cheer to this but I put my nuts in a meatgrinder if these balls aren't as full of microplastics as my braincells

Turn her off then on again, see if it fixes things.

Otherwise, I suggest you simply switch girlfriend providers

Peak parenting

In the following days, we are sickened by the racially motivated hate riots whipped up by social media posts and exacerbated by irresponsible political rhetoric. Later, those arrested for violent assault and arson will be sentenced to an average of two years. The contrast between their sentences and my own feels grim and stark. Fellow prisoners tell me they are shocked by the discrepancy.

disgusting

wait...there's only like a thousand of us !

only antimatter could provide more energy density, it's insanely powerful.

produces amounts of waste orders of magnitude lower than any other means of energy production

reliable when done well

it shouldn't be replaced with renewables, but work with them

lacks guns and burgers but I'll take it

remember this when they talk about being gay friendly or anything else even remotely "woke"

Dude's a fookin legend !

In the early 1900's, he discovered a logical paradox that shattered mathematics for years, and drove brilliant people literally insane (one of them died in an asylum later on).

He then tried to redefine mathematics based solely on logic; but he failed after a 1000-page manuscript... and that was only the first half of what he intended to publish.

There are countless valuable quotes by him and anecdotes, he's a very inspirational man.

a shark bumps into another one that's 5 times its volume. gets eaten

there, fixed it

but wait...

where meme part ?