The Invention of Lying

Obviously the greatest documentary ever committed to film: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

If I could get away with a miniseries, James Burke's Connections.

Or Cunk on Earth. It's a toss-up.

Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. I’m jacking that Ufo.

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.

Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.

District 9

Letting them know what mankind is all about seems like a terrible idea. We're jerks.

Napoleon dynamite pretty much sums it up. I intensely dislike the film but it's pretty indicative of the human condition.

gremlins 2

shrek 2

Hellraiser II

Double Feature: Ender's Game (2013) and Starship Troopers (1997) - then we serve them a sumptuous shellfish tower to discuss their surrender over dinner.

Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well

Samsara

Full Metal Jacket.

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

Half Baked

“The Final Member”

It’s a documentary about the worlds first penis museum in Iceland trying to finally secure a human specimen

https://youtu.be/sZMaheZ_Iy0?si=SCIxh2weymwp3AOk

Earth Girls Are Easy

Shawshank Redemption

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

Fun fact: I have watched none of the movies listed here in the comments

Salò.

Schindler's list. Yeah aliens. It's like that. Go ahead and end us thx.

End of ze world.

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

I mean best is USSR's 1965 Triumph Over Violence, directed by Romm

Rocco's Animal Trainer #3.

Requiem for a dream

They Shall Not Grow Old (2018) by Peter Jackson.

Magnolia

Fellowship, two towers, return of the king. Tell them it's one movie showing how the littlest person can make the biggest difference.

A youtube compliation of high tension powerlines exploding.