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[-] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 months ago

This is why I'm not on Facebook.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 32 points 2 months ago

This is why Lemmy is as close as I get to any social media.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago

This is my experience with every fourth post on the Nextdoor app.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No kidding. Nextdoor is a disaster.

I checked in recently and this literally was my news feed

  1. Dance in the park Event
  2. Free boxes
  3. Bar has new sandwich
  4. WHY IS BLACK TEENAGER WALKING ON SIDEWALK
  5. Pictures of a rainbow
[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mine right now (sorted by recent):

  • Ad for local flooring installer
  • Sponsored ad for power company
  • "Hey, everyone. 👋 I'm Shawn. Hello!"
  • Ad for local home remodeling
  • User giving away a cat
  • Sponsored ad for garage doors
  • Another user welcome message
  • Found pet alert from local animal shelter
  • Sponsored ad for bathroom showers
  • Ad for local bathroom remodeling
  • Ad for local handyman service

So when it's not ranty freakouts it's 85% ads.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 27 points 2 months ago

Here's the real one:
Adopt pets from the shelter cause they won't live as long and that means less responsibility. So people will think you are a good person, but you actually just want a lazy old dog that will die a year from now. Soon you will be able to tell fake sob stories about the 40 shelter dogs you had to have put down. Does that make you a good person or not? Where is your god now?

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago

Im gonna dare say it, if the dog lived a good life in your hands, you are a good person. Even when your motive might not be good.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

To quote another XKCD:

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

Checkmate, Pascal-ians

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

Just had a relative get skipped over for a wedding invite for this nonsense. Turns out posts have consequences, and being sufficiently vague and inflammatory makes people think you're talking about them.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I would venture to say most people don't like people who feel comfortable ranting about random people in public regardless of how justified it is. We get enough of that shit from all sources of media. We don't need to hear hate and self-righteousness preached by our friends too. I'd rather not have a drama magnet at my wedding either.

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