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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's probably just confused because he doesn't understand what they mean by eating pussy.

[-] Lemonspeed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This really needs to be higher.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

He’s crazy. And racist.

Is there any other way to explain it?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago

Well, when a man and a couch love each other very much...

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hey man he’s just heterosectional

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

so... what you're saying is... he doesn't fuck lazyboys?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cushions have sections; that’s all that matters to him

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 2 months ago

I didn't read the article, so I'm going to conclude based on the headline that JD Vance eats cats.

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

That’s crazy, I hear that too. I hear he also steals and eats goldfish from the local PetCo.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This might be a new low-point for Vance. Illegal Haitian immigrants will eat your pets if you don’t vote for us.

Months ago, I raised the issue of Haitian illegal immigrants draining social services and generally causing chaos all over Springfield, Ohio. Reports now show that people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn't be in this country. Where is our border czar?

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I’ll explain it: he’s a shitty racist asshole. Vote for Kamala!

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Why do you care, JD? You think cats make people, especially women, “miserable”. So isn’t this a good thing?

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

How the fuck is this timeline even real at this point?

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