That bag is a micro plastic, singular.

"Oh so that's where my remaining mental health and self esteem are!"

Make meth and fund your own research!

HaVe U HeArd Of UbRE!?! /s

Oh finally, something I can store my yield in.

These are the well paid conspiracists making up climate change nods

(My memory of phds on campus was they were very overworked and desperate for cash, I assume conspiracy theorists whose conspiracy relies on the silence of many grads do not know many phds)

Have entire college worth of resources

Somehow need hundreds of thousands of dollars for a basic research project.

Academics really are dumb