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[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

First was Lupaslipaphobia?

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Named after the late Thag Simmons.

[-] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

It's from an old far side cartoon

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

So, Professor Jenkins, my old nemesis! We meet again, except this time, the advantage is mine! Quack!!!

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago

100% justified.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I have the world's stupidest phobia: overflowing toilets.

If a toilet overflows, I end up in another room in a fetal position in tears feeling like a complete idiot for being terrified of water.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

This is the most relatable thing I've ever read. Toilet water is dangerous and people should treat it with more respect.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Normally, phobias are defined as an irrational fear. This one is not.

[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago
[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Chickens are just ducks that don't know how to swim.

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Can we make it a rubber duck? I'd like to be able to debug my code at any time.

[-] Teddy@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Applicable Psychostic: Quack Kills

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

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