Are we talking the big corner unit, girth monsters? Or does he prefer Lazy Boys?
One of JDs illegitimate children about to be born
A love seat, clearly
The couch from Roseanne. Because it was a wealthy person pretending to be poor for financial gain.
At least Roseanne Barr has some redeeming qualities and fought for equality at one point. Pity she had sme bigoted views too.
I have this on good authority, though I can't name names.
He hates futons because they transition from couches to beds.
I'm guessing leather with a lot of folds
A sextional
It's the lingerie that does it.
A pull-out couch
He tried them all so you don't have to!
Now there is an idea for a satirical video game: A couch dating simulator! It could also be a TV dating show parody.
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