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The American fuhrer will be Canadian

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[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago
[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

He will annex Alberta to seize the Strategic Beef Reserve

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Puerto Rico is to the mainland as Corsica is to 1790s France

The American First Consul will be Puerto Rican

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Nah, Austria had some sauce prior to ww1. Canada had never had sauce, just syrup. We are a nation of Minnesota, no one really has any partucular dreams or aspirations let alone lofty ones.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

From Britain to Amerikkka's servant, Canada is like its middling youngest settler brother who, after failing to appease everyone at the party, decided to go back to its old roots with its deadbeat brothers

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, we suck.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Will there be an Anschluss?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Yes, but farcical in nature along the lines of the John Candy film Canadian Bacon

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago
[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Holy shit, learned something new today

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I kinda wish he had made some more comedies

[-] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Any failed art students in Canada that we should be keeping an eye on?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Remember: it's XXI century, history repeats as farce and arts and humanities have been steadily obliterated. It's failed STEM student we should look for.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

It's failed STEM student we should look for.

If it weren't for the failed part, I thought it could be Elon Musk...

Musk briefly attended the University of Pretoria before immigrating to Canada at the age of 18, acquiring citizenship through his Canadian-born mother. Two years later he matriculated at Queen's University at Kingston in Canada. Musk later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania and received bachelor's degrees in economics and physics.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago

in economics

Here you go, failed by default

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

in economics and physics

Technically

On the other hand, he seems to now be screwing up his own companies, Tesla with its easily-rusted cars, and the site known formerly known as Twitter by letting rightism take over

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

And it'll be just great eh

[-] outside_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago
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[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Lyin' Ted is probably not it.

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