[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 29 points 21 hours ago

Cops are scrambling, they thought this case would be over easy. They'll need a hard-boiled detective to crack it open. Hopefully the cops will fuck up and then they'll really have egg on their face

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Yea that's all there is to it. He loves deals and he views himself as a master deal maker.

It's a perfect deal in his eyes. He gets to look strong dealing with an enemy of America and he makes a deal no other president could/would make.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Libs are just as phobic as right wingers (redundant I know) but the only difference is libs are obsessed with optics. Libs never have a problem with the reality of oppression, they just don't like the aesthetics. Just look at how ready they are to be homophobic to own Putin, trump, etc (it's because he's the homophobic one I swear!). Or jumping on calling Russians Orcs (not in a racist way though, it's comparing them to lotr bad guys! (don't read how Tolkien describes them in his private letters!)). They have no problem with being racist/homophobic/bigots, they just need an "acceptable" target.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 50 points 4 days ago

History would absolve him if he started a Luigi's Mansion fan club

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago

Ffs can't this decrepit ghoul do one decent thing and fall on camera?

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Greater Canada should also include Southeast Alaska to restore the Pacific Coast

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 120 points 3 weeks ago

Here is the Official Unofficial 2025 Hexbear Newshead Bingo sheet!

prompts were randomly assigned by rolling dice, feel free to rearrange as you see fit

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Twink-in-a-can! What will they think of next‽

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 99 points 1 month ago

Basically every mass shooter is "known to authorities" or "on their radar" and they don't do shit.

Someone who doesn't even own a gun says something they decide is threatening? Time to throw the book at her!

I swear the media trying to treat this with the same severity as a mass shooting (if anything they're treating it more serious than a mass shooting. No news outlet had a talking head wearing a 3d printed 9mm pin offering thoughts and prayers) is making me lose my mind. The media is basically trying to say Luigi gives mass shooter vibes. There's a reason there has been efforts to remove pictures of him, take down posts of his statement, and generally trying to frame him in the same vein as a school shooter.

Also more proof (as if we needed it) that the bail bond system is solely in place to keep poor people in jail and rich people out.

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I need a new vpn and don't know which one I should get, any recs?

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 101 points 4 months ago

Macklemore has only-good-gamer energy

We can have one quirked up white boy that's goated with the sauce

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The American fuhrer will be Canadian

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by FALGSConaut@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I open up my textbook to read chapter one and what do I find? Is this the great replacement theory within the first 10 pages? Sure looks like it!

Also bonus advocating for countering "radical islamist groups" by "military and ideological means"

I haven't gotten a good feel for this prof but we are not off to a good start

Edit: Looks like I pirated the wrong text or something, I found the one my prof wants us to use and it's very different. Not sure why the two editions are so dramatically different but I'm still keeping an eye out for any fash shit

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submitted 5 months ago by FALGSConaut@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Pretty boring tbh. In typical American fashion it's not enough to be a story about surviving this force of nature and working around it because it ends with them "taming" a tornado by shooting rockets into at and using super absorbent materials to somehow dissipate it. There was also a side story about a land developer using storm chasers to buy up properties that have been hit by tornadoes, but it seemed weirdly muted and cut down, like it was edited out or something. You get a couple scenes of one of the storm chasers talking about making offers on property and one of the main character searching the land developer online but nothing really comes of it and they don't mention it at all after the climax. There was the kernel of an interesting story if they had maybe delved into this capitalist taking advantage of natural disasters in order to monopolize all the land in tornado alley but they obviously didn't go that route. All-in-all there was very little tension, even when there was a massive twister coming at them the main characters could somehow always ride it out in their modified product placement-mobile

I was also annoyed at the complete inconsistency regarding what would be thrown by a tornado and what can resist it. The same tornado dragged a streetcar across town and threw a pump jack into a water tower, but the product placement pickup truck with trailer somehow managed to resist being almost at the heart of the tornado without being catapulted hundreds of feet into the air.

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By adding up all the posts in the News com and comparing them to the Trans mega I decree that the news posters are more online than the trans posters and therefore have won the posting Olympics. No I will not elaborate or show my findings thank you

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 87 points 6 months ago

The Olympics are such a farce, the double standards are ridiculous. Russia gets banned for the invasion of Ukraine yet there is no question that Isn'trael be allowed to compete while actively committing genocide.

Though of course this isn't new, Amerikkka has been allowed to compete despite everything they have done all over the world. Just another case of these "international events" being a case of international-community-1international-community-2

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by FALGSConaut@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

Dunno if this is off topic, mods feel free to delete if it is, but I picked up a laptop that's a couple years old that needs a fan replacement. I've done a little googling but it's not clear which part(s) I need, where I could buy it, and if it would even be cost-effective to replace anyway.

I can post pics/more info in a couple hours, but in the meantime could anyone point me in the right direction where I can buy laptop fans or a guide on figuring out which fan I would need? I'm not worried about voiding any warranty or anything like that

Edit: the model number is 15-ek0018ca if that helps!

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 104 points 8 months ago

Those articles they wrote about how they didn't have access to airstrikes to "shape the battlefield", being unable to just call in a medivac helicopter for every stubbed toe, being told to hold a trench to the death instead of going on special operations missions, and otherwise finding out that war is actually dangerous when your opponent can fight back were chefs-kiss

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 87 points 10 months ago

Charges dropped against Ontario pigs that killed toddler

They were pursuing a father that kidnapped his kid, they knew the kid was in the vehicle, and the opened fire anyway and killed both of them. Of course the charges were dropped. KKKlanada cops are just as bad as anywhere else

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