submitted 1 month ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/wtf@lemmy.wtf

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[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or battling them like pokemon. I choose you, Pika-goo!

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Or stuffing them into their asses.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Imagine

No!

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Now imagine wet dreams.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I'm reminded of Eraserhead

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

[-] GarrulousBrevity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It'd feel good

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And you could compare with friends

[-] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Don't look up fruit fly sperm

This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 1 month ago

Well for load that big it might need a magnum dong for that.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?

[-] winkly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And it only happened once a month, was really painful, and made the penis bleed a lot…

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