Fucking brutal. That's a hell of a good connection.
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As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, "Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!"
Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.
Onion has been in fire lately
It's not the onion. I've never seen this site before.
The spirit of Onion.
The bold new scent
You’re right. I was looking at the community
Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.
"No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!"
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