The Onion: New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by FuckyWucky@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I wish this were an actual law. Unfortunately, even if it were, couples would just lie "for the kids".

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

RIP every straight marriage

/jk /jk /jk /jk /jk /jk /jk /jk

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Naw this is def no cap

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 month ago

Kelly needs to make a character named "loveless marriage activists" now.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey i seen someone like that in manhwa recently:

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Damn these videos were high effort. You have a crowd of extras, pretend cops, even made a bunch of signs and directed the extras to improv tiny little couple fights lol so many little details packed in here.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Banning marriage would be good, yes

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

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