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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 11 points 8 hours ago

You're correct, but you have to stop trying to hold people without morals or integrity to the standards of people with them. Frankly, they don't care. Nobody cares about this because we already know what a scumbag Trump is. It would be a scandal for Kamala because our expectations are so much higher for her, a decent human being, than for Trump, a pile of fetid excrement in a human skin suit.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

Human skin? Maybe it is just orange leather.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

The mail order contract Melania came over on only has so many option years. Time for new blood.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

Funny enough, this meme would also work with JD's face in the background.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 37 points 14 hours ago

Do one but with Melania looking the other direction at Trudeau.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 hours ago

You think Melania's sliding into Trudeau's DMs now that he's single?

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I doubt she waited until he was single

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

I'm sure Melanie has a couple of guys in Manhattan. I doubt she has touched Trump in years

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

She married him for money. Not for sex

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 99 points 17 hours ago

The funniest thing here is Melania actually looking at Cadet Bonespurs.

Melania would jump for joy if Donnie pulled the trigger and divorced her. The pre-nup would kick in and she'd be free.

They didn't just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.

https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-separate-room-separate-floor-white-house-2019-12

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

they slept on different floors

She probably had some furniture dragged across the door too. Just in case.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 11 hours ago

For the first six months of his term they slept in different cities. She refused to leave NY for young Barron's sake. I don't usually bring minors into politics, but i just realized that Trump's own son was apparently fine with not living in the same house as Daddy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

He... finished his school year?

[-] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 41 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

They didn't just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.

While I have no problem believing that, you are quoting an article which serves as advertisement to a book which was not out yet at the moment that article was published. That is pretty weak chain of "evidence"

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago

I did a quick search of 'Trump and Melania separate bedrooms' and went with the number one response.

I've yet to see a report that in any way indicates they have anything like a cordial relationship.

[-] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I’ve yet to see a report that in any way indicates they have anything like a cordial relationship.

dagwood222 is fucking a sheep in their basement, since i haven't yet seen any kind of proof saying otherwise.

not really how it works, is it? you are making a claim and you need to back it up.

or speculate however you want, just don't pretend your "first thing that came out of google" is the proof.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago

Somehow you managed to make her look even less human than she usually does. I'm impressed

[-] Twoafros@lemmy.world 49 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I know we shouldn't make memes of the orange man going down on Laura but if those meme did exist I think his fascist loving base would have a hard time processing a man going down on a woman

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 48 points 16 hours ago

I know a guy who won't even go down on his wife cause "dicks have been in there". Bro, you're so scared of cock that you won't go down? You realize she's sucked dick too, right? Do you kiss her?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

In a row?!?

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Is that one of those guys who refuses to wash his ass crack in the shower because it's totes gay

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Probably lol but we didn't get that deep.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

By that logic, has he ever used a public restroom? Other men’s bare asses have touched the same toilet seat! Sometimes it’s still warm!

Also, presumably, she showers. And going down on someone doesn’t usually involve diving headfirst inside; it’s really 99% on the surface. And you know he fucking loves blowjobs as if she needs to be ok with doing that, as if none of the same shit applies to him.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

That’s a fair point. It is the ticket hopelessly steeped in misogyny. Meme-ing that would probably bother them almost as much as “weird” does.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago

Not to mention being this close to someone younger than their child

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

How many wives have there actually been so far? I'm afraid I've lost track. I only vaguely remember that one of them apparently fell down the stairs and was then more or less buried on one of his golf courses for tax reasons.

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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