I can't believe corpos stole the bisexual lighting gradient
Every time I have to use adobe acrobat at work the AI button that uses a totally different design language to make it catch your eye. "Chat with multiple documents at once!" I DONT WANT TO CHAT WITH MY PDFS, I WANT TO READ THEM OR AT MOST CTRL+F. GET OUT OF MY FACE
Spend a lot and got paid a lot are two sides of the same coin
Until the bubble bursts, then both sides of the coin look the same.
The illusion fades, and you realize the coin you spent billions on is actually a token for an arcade that went under. The ripple you caused might tip your boat a little, but even if you got a little wet, another boat will be along soon.
The ripple will fan out, gaining speed and size, like a rogue wave embodying the great wrath of Poseidon.
The workers, struggling to keep their rafts buoyant, will be swept up in the mountainous swell. Their bodies condemned to be broken on the sand or ruined in the cold darkness.
"Isn't it quirky and neat that acres of forest and lakes of freshwater are destroyed so techbros can play Mirror Mirror on the Wall? If you don't like that, you're an emotional Luddite." 
