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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 weeks ago

Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago

... except for reddit mods

[-] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

No. Have you missed the drama?

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Are you talking about the whole vegan drama or did something else happen?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

There have been a few but that's the memorable, recent one.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

It seems, in your anger, you killed them.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

[-] superkret@feddit.org 91 points 3 weeks ago

If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.

this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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