Peewee herman voice and all...

Yes I'm quite the lady-killer...

I only just recently learned the voice bit as I've never recorded myself. I used to think I was just ugly lmao

One time a homeless guy asked if I was Serj Tankian so I guess him?

I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.

So, I guess I'd pick John Candy because I just like the guy.

Yeah, I know he's dead. If I can't have him, then Ildris Elba because he's fucking cool.

Depp , he’s about the only one that could pull it off.

Steven Yeun and Bobby Lee interchangeably

Jack Black, easily.

Ronald Reagan, the actor

Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.

Walton Goggins, but he plays me at every age like John C. Reilly in Walk Hard.

I don't know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.

I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.

So either one of them would be fine

Donald Sutherland

If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I'd cast that dude to play as me.

I don't know but yes

Keanu Reeves, I'm basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.

For the younger me? Harry Connick Jr, but no singing. In my defence, I was prettier back then. The accent's perfect. Now me? Bill Murray, I'm sure, if he can fake a HCJ accent.

In one of my best photos 10 years ago I vaguely looked like Lana Parilla, so that would be awesome. Realistically, someone fat.

Jason Alexander

Nathan Hurd. He was in She-Hulk as Man Bull.

Never gonna happen because I'm white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn't mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don't know if he's done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I'd still absolutely enjoy it.

Though, if it was animated, I'd want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.