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Witnessed a miracle
(lemmy.world)
That is an emergency I'd be glad she called so urgently
Absolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!
Something something his noodley appendage?
May your day be filled with meatballs & parmesan cheese, amen.
This thread has made me hungry, I'm glad I have dinner in the oven (it's rice, not to worry! 😂)
You have truly been blessed.
a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing
She has been selected. She is The One.
She is nobody's bitch.
My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We'll be driving or something and she'll yell "oh my God!" and I'll slam on the brakes and be like "What! What is it?", and she's like "I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!".
I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!
Did she get pics? That sounds adorable.
Your wife might be a dude like us.
Especially if she’s “cooking” spaghetti-Os for dinner.
Bring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.
wow
works in mysterious ways...
:)
That's a lot of spaghetti-o's
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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