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Anon gets a haircut (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago

Sounds like anon needs some help with social interaction. If mom can schedule the appointment, maybe mom can help anon pick a haircut in advance.

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Setting out the wardrobe for the day would be helpful too.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No more hair gets in the way while anon is breastfeeding.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Or say to the barber "Just make me look good".

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Every barber I have said that to has asked me for specicifics.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

At least it's temporary. A couple of weeks at worst.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Depends how long it previously was, he might not be happy with it for months

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Possible. But he'll look normal enough not to cry. A high protein diet helps speed it up.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Eh, I started balding <30. At least I don't have to go to the hairdressers anymore.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This image anon used, it's like
power in misery

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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