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Rulemate (lemmy.zip)
submitted 10 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 154 points 10 months ago

herculean levels of stamina

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 48 points 10 months ago

Not one wasted stroke

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

🎵 Efficiency is beautiful, efficiency is art 🎵

[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 109 points 10 months ago

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.

Fuckin’ legend.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 40 points 10 months ago

The screams of disappointment can get really loud.

[-] Templa@beehaw.org 16 points 10 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

I know right? What a stud that guy is.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 10 months ago

3 humping minutes

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago

literally sliding through the apartment it seems

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 9 points 10 months ago

Ok Philippides.

It's the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah no... I'm always home there's nothing you can do. I wish I had a room to myself but there's some policies preventing that. I prefer quiet but you may be loud.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

Take my upvote and leave!

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