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Rulemate (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 155 points 2 years ago

herculean levels of stamina

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 2 years ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 48 points 2 years ago

Not one wasted stroke

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

🎵 Efficiency is beautiful, efficiency is art 🎵

[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 109 points 2 years ago

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.

Fuckin’ legend.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago

The screams of disappointment can get really loud.

[-] Templa@beehaw.org 16 points 2 years ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

I know right? What a stud that guy is.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 years ago

3 humping minutes

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago

literally sliding through the apartment it seems

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 9 points 2 years ago

Ok Philippides.

It's the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah no... I'm always home there's nothing you can do. I wish I had a room to myself but there's some policies preventing that. I prefer quiet but you may be loud.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago

Take my upvote and leave!

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