- "Do you want kids?"

- "No"

* Gets fined *

It's basically making consent illegal.

Yeah, but you put a quarter in their shopping carts guys! What an organized and crime free society guys.

Their subway is super clean guys we can't compete with freedom like that guys.

Guys, Tucker said groceries are cheaper than America, guys. We've been duped into thinking life is OK guys. But also lowering prices in America is also communism guys. Russia has literally the least communist history guys, America is the real Marxist guys.

Trust me guys, American freedom has nothing on Ruzzian freedom guys. All of the benefits with literally 0 drawbacks guys, it's insane how little consequences there are to living in Ruzzia guys.

There's nothing more free than a brutally oppressive police state run by a dictator guys, it's the secret recipe for freedom guys. Trust me bro.

Is there any comment in Russia that won't get you fined or out of the nearest window?

"You WILL provide meat for the grinder!"

Can't wait to hear the tankie apologetics for this one.

Wow, the new superpower race is on to see who can implement The Handmaid's Tale first.

So, how long until the Republicans start calling for this in the US?

I see where JD Vance gets it from

We need more meat to the grind machine

It's like the US and Russia's new competition is who can be more authoritarian.

"Listen, verbally defending your actions from criticism is just a western plot to sully the great minds in Russia..

You're all just paranoid westoids who are too propagandized to understand how this is a good thing."

-Every tankie reading this article before hearing their own idiotic thoughts and going back to hexbear to have an ego-masturbating championship while being too ignorant to seize the means of their own betterment.

More meat for the grinder.

Gotta keep the blood factory running.

"So what's it like living in Russia?" "Oh, I can't complain."

religious reasons

I've just remembered. We're all Shakers.

They put themselves in this position (the government), so I'm not surprised at this... in a convoluted way it is a necessary evil to combat the evil that brought this reality upon themselves.

Thank fuck we dont live in Russia.

Some important info that is missing:

1. Proposed legislation is far from being an actual law. It has only once passed the committee (1st stage out of 5), after which got sent to be re-written. Now it's at pre-1st stage.

2. So far, it has received 2 negative reviews from the administration. First one, from 2022, said it's redundant, and second one, from 2023 that it's... still just as redundant as it was.

3. 2 out of 3 authors have removed their signatures since the first negative review.

Basically, there's little to no chance this would ever pass. Our "crazy printer" may be insane, but it only does so if there is an ass to lick.

I could even link everything if anybody wants me to. Doubt it won't get removed, but still.

Putin caused a population catastrophe and now is trying hard to fix it lmao

Gross weirdos, too fragile to even have a conversation without making rational arguments illegal.

Childless couples and single bachelors finally united by one powerful force!....still childless? Okay so basically two guys and a fertile woman united by another guy! Finally the family we all need! Oh. She's already 52? Well, keep trying. That's the spirit!