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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

melon-musk You are all too clever: it's also just 𝕏...

Oh wait, is "stonks" still a thing? I name it ston𝕏!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

it'll just also be called X because he's an uncreative moron

also, 9 months until he gets caught skimming money from it, over/under anyone?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

He won't have to skim money he'll just charge fees

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

He won't have to, but he will

[-] emelia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Without the first e I'd predict

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I wonder how many weeks of his new version of Robinhood it will take for him to make wallstreetbets turn on him.

[-] rubpoll@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Ten minutes after launch, users will realize the app forbids them from selling their Tesla stock.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

weeks

You're assuming a lot there lol

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

𝕏money.....aaand it's gone

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago
[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

I can’t wait to see what happens when Mr “You can’t tell me what to do” enters one of the most regulated industries in the US and thinking he can make it happen by threatening the seven engineers he has left on staff.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Our big bazinga boi is just repackaging the internet using shock jock tactics. Say something incredibly stupid on a pubic platform and people will pay attention, and there's no such thing as bad press when you're that rich.

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Xchange is a crypto-trans fetish community. Google at your own risk!

[-] emelia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds Xciting to me

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Why would anyone trade on the platform that's guaranteed to crash when the markets go fucky wucky

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

"Whoa stocks are going down let me pull my money out"

"Sorry no withdrawals are currently available"

all deposits were secretly wired directly to Musk's personal account

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

We are in the "capitalist undermines capitalism" stage of capitalism and frankly I am here for it.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

lets-fucking-go SEC let's fuckin go

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