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[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said "I wish you would shut the fuck up." And she responded by biting my knee.

I was like, "yeah ok, I deserved that one."

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he's sleeping or doing a social roll.

If he's awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago

Same, cat. Same.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Order eh?

Who does he think he is?

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] bdot@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

well i didn’t vote for him

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

well ow d’ya know he’s a king then?

[-] Spider89@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago

“WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?”

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You cannot afford normal, the cat probably

[-] yo_scottie_oh@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Video. We need video!

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can't see "be QUIET" without thinking of Data.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

While a little blurry, I absolutely love the picture.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Something tells me this cat is never still enough to properly photograph.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

What does the cat keep meowing about?

[-] spiffs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

My cat meows when outside the room I'm in. She acts like she's lost in the middle of nowhere if she can't physically see anyone and thereby must repeatedly meow as loud as possible in order to be rescued. Doesn't matter if she was just on my lap and I haven't moved. She leaves the room and is suddenly lost. The second I call for her she runs to me following the sound of my voice and then is perfectly quiet, cuddly and all purrs.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

I wonder when cats typically develop object permanence? If ever.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If he's anything like my cat, anything and everything, sometimes just to announce where he is.

If he misses bathroom time before bed he goes in front of the bathroom and puts his head up and howls.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Literally my one cat at exactly 3am every day.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Do they make that poster with a long hair gray cat?

[-] 4th_Times_A_Charm@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago
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