Well, it started out as a milk necklace.
Time makes fools of us all
Or curds.
Why did cheese neclaces ever go out of fashion?
Edammed if I know.
Oh briehave
I mean, if you gave me the choice of a cheese necklace or one of those horrid candy necklace that just made your neck sticky, I'd take a cheese necklace every day. Be great for my drive.
I suppose if you can't manage a pearl necklace, you can always give your mummy a cheese one.
It's a well known biological fact that most women can indeed be placated with cheese.
GF or Wife mad? Make them Mac & Cheese. Don't offer, don't suggest. Just make it and give it to them.
That's toddlers you're thinking of
Toddlers will accept Kraft Mac and cheese. GF/Wife you better be making that shit from scratch. Except the elbow macaroni. That shit's a pain to get to make properly.
Chin x Cheese = Chinese
eat it
But... Is it cake?
Like the candy necklace of olden times
It menaces with spikes of cheese
That sarcophagus is very roumy.
Could it be written by AI, or a fucking idiot:
Cheese necklaces, really interesting, really old. Ancient Chinese thing. Not unusual.
Cheese necklaces? No curiosity from the writer?
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