649
submitted 2 months ago by oxjox@lemmy.ml to c/news@lemmy.world

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused Vice President Kamala Harris of having the ability to control hurricanes through so-called "weather weapons."

Jones kicked off his Tuesday broadcast by promising to explain how he knew the government could control the weather.

"I'm going to be covering today, and I've sent the crew over 20 clips, and I've got over a hundred documents right here," he explained. "I'm gonna do a big presentation for everybody on what's really going on with weather weapons."

Jones claimed to have interviews and government documents that would prove his point.

"Then we have the bold headlines that I put up on X that the Kamala Harris, you know, the Biden-Harris administration is in control of this hurricane," he said of Hurricane Milton.

"So they have the power certified easily with just five or six big aircraft," he opined. "And that's the old technology, not the lasers that are all certified and the Doppler radar. They also have on ships and in large oil drilling platforms that they've launched. They could totally just make this thing stop and dump the water in the ocean."

Jones insisted that the technology to control hurricanes was used before the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

"And on 9/11, the hurricane was gonna hit," he asserted. "Remember in 2001, but that meteorologists never saw anything like it. It just turned away from the coast went away because that was gonna get in the way of some of the stuff the deep state was up to."

Scientists have said it is currently impossible to control weather events like Hurricane Milton.

(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

That any double digit percent is falling for this bullshit is a sad commentary of the state of the world today. And I'm not singling Americans out because there are plenty of idiots on the other side of the ocean as well.

[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

can confirm (source: am on the other side of the ocean and certified idiot). But this is beyond even my level of idiocy. The part on 9/11 is really the icing on this shit cake: he manages to pit two conspiracies against each other:

  • hey man, what are you doing with that hurricane? Today we are doing the "flying airplanes into towers" one, remember?
  • oh shit sorry, totally forgot that one! No worries, I'm just turning this thing off before it hits the coast
[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Scientists ~~have said it is currently impossible to control weather events like Hurricane Milton.~~ first laughed out loud, said "oh you're serious?" and then let out a deep sigh while patiently explaining that "no - nobody can do that." They then picked up their scotch that was half-finished at 10AM and took a deep gulp.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

But if you ask him about climate change, humans don't have the ability to change weather appreciable.

No recognition of how stupid he sounds.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] garretble@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Where are these assholes getting all these ideas about "weather weapons?" Oh, wait...

Trump Kept Asking if China Was Shooting Us With a ‘Hurricane Gun’

Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.

“It was almost too stupid for words,” said a former Trump official intimately familiar with the then-sitting president’s inquiry. “I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Hypothetically, if China did have a hurricane gun, what benefit does it give them to constantly shoot it at the US? America is one of China's biggest trade partners. It is highly counterproductive for them to do it.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The minute his last microphone is auctioned off and he's looking through dumpsters for his next meal can't come soon enough.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] stinerman@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

They let the VP control the weather? I missed that part on the AP Government exam.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Alex Jones is AI generated, don't trust him.

Pass this message on in other places please.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

She needs to aim it farther south to hit Mar-a-Lago, then.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Isn't his ass supposed to be broke?

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Big question: So when they're in control of the weather, why not send hurricanes to Ukraine/Russia instead. Or China? Or Iran? Or Irak? Or Gaza? Or ...

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That is not normal, he has to go straight to jail, to think for a while how being a retarded lying asshole is doing wrong for the society. How hard can it be to stop being one?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

booooring... we have crazier people in congress now. who even needs this guy? you lost the sauce. boo. hiss. go away.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

If dems could control weather why wouldn’t they use it for the benefit of States they favored, like maybe ending the drought in California or putting out the wildfires there or in the PNW?

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the tech the deep state so controls, but somehow Trump still let hurricanes hit and refused to use the same technology for whatever bullshit he would while he was president and had control of this supposed technology.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“So they have the power certified easily with just five or six big aircraft,” he ~~opined~~ lied.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Jeez, this guy is like Rush Limbaugh on meth.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Boy this dude’s gonna be pissed when all his livestream equipment gets auctioned off in that firesale to pay his legal expenses.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Oh wow, he's really putting his reputation on the line with this one /s

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Idiots like this are not totally to blame

The government, the leadership, the establishment, the country, the people are all complicit for allowing someone like this to have such a prominent place in the national discourse.

Jones isn't the only idiot .... the entire country is for having a large percentage of the population who listen to him.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

The fact that MTG can still be in government in any form kinda backs up the founders beliefs that the general population is just too stupid to handle directly electing their representatives lol

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

He doesn't seem to have learned much from his existing court cases.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yawn.

Dont care about this loser and his remaining 50 listeners.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Doesn't he have some drinking and crying to do?

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The drinking is real, the crying is performative.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I really can't believe this is what they are rallying around. This is the thing they've all decided yep that's the hill we're dying on.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I spent some time on Threads. It’s shocking how many people (or trolls) are promoting the belief that all of these disasters are instigated and/or the impact deliberately worsened by Harris. Even though Biden is still president and Harris has no power over any of these issues.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah yeah go cry some more big stupid crocodile tears about it, ya whiny bitch.

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
649 points (91.5% liked)

News

23627 readers
2764 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS