am i high or are those cabinets just like really short? or does this kitchen have like 10ft high ceilings.

Those are some tall top cabinets, you allmost have no space below them to work

It's days like this I curse the world for letting me be born with eyes.

Nice kitchen. Mine is orange.

Flippin' hell!

Swap the metal surfaces out for bronze / gold-color-aluminium-plating maybe

Those appliances are ancient. Consider upgrading.

I know at least 3 people who would love this kitchen.