It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a talon around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS DIRT_OWL! Before I could get a word out, they yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." They then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.

Banning you for the bit

At first, I was stunned into silence at such a title, but.

stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal.

Pluck that owl.

what kind of pervert waits to eat?

you must learn the most important lesson of food: eat everything immediately.

there is no tomorrow, no future. there is only the eternally hungry now.

Sucks to suck. It’s not Dirt_Owl’s fault that you had unspoken conditions regarding which fries were communal.

If you save a fry it'll go cold and you'll waste it. Dirt_Owl was doing you a favour.

It's mine now fucker it was good too

Yeah, banned from not posting

They caught you slippin OP

stole that one abnormally good fry

skill issue, ever heard of survival of the fittest? checkmate liberal :smuglord: