In case it's not clear, this is why teflon is so dangerous. Once scraped away, reality's alpha channel is exposed.

Every time I try, I get fake pngs instead. What am I doing wrong?

Fry the onions until the entire Universe behind them becomes transparent, revealing the wallpaper of the laboratory where it is kept as an experimental energy source.

Should have written fry the onions until they are #f9fac0