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[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago

I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don't want to be moved.

[-] Jozzo@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker

[-] TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Like moving a puddle of lead.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.

[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Maybe this is why Evil Overlords have cats? So that even if the hero manages to best the human, they won't be able to get to the Abort Nukes button before T - 00:00 because the cat is hunched on top.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 3 points 8 months ago

Inconvenient cat will rip your flesh

[-] bitfucker@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

The cat reminds me of this manga

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