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[-] oce@jlai.lu 122 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

How have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.

This is God's creature right here.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Truly a doofus of a bird.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 2 years ago

I thought kiwis spoke English.

[-] Cagi@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 8 points 2 years ago

They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.

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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago

Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)

[-] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

Nightmare Potato.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 years ago

There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.

PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.

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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago
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[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Sounds just like the fruit.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 2 years ago

When it ran away was pretty great.

[-] capital@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

“Until next time”

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My job here is done! Away!

[-] sircac@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can hear the dinosaur in it…

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.

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[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 2 years ago

I eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

They're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.

[-] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

Also a very interesting run style.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

So melodious.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 2 years ago

I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I don't believe this is a real animal.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It's a fruit

[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Birds aren't real

[-] stelelor@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago

Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Screams of a thousand dark souls...

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

Holy piss I did not expect that

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Imagine you're camping, it's 2:00 a.m., and you hear that noise!

[-] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Sounds like one of my 10 alarms, all with different tones, to make sure I wake up. This one is Krypton on Android.

[-] cholesterol@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This reminds me so much of the scrabs of Oddworld

https://youtu.be/wJfoD51fQ4s

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[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes

Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went "kiwi kiwi" in a cute voice like this.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Who triggered the robot's theft alarm?

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It sounded exactly how I expected.

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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

Well, kiwis are clearly evil. I never knew! I've always liked the little buggers, and felt bad for them with the whole giant egg situation.

But that's a demon. It deserves egg pain. Shame it only gets the females.

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